I don’t want to be a Debbie Downer, and maybe you have already thought of this, but if you meet up with this guy, make sure you have an escape route just in case he has an unpleasant IRL side you haven’t seen online (or in case he smells so foul you can’t stand to be around him). Make sure you have your own room, even…

What does DMV stand for or do you really mean department of motor vehicles?

Brag that starts out terrible: I found mold underneath my master bathroom baseboards while painting. I ripped out several feet of baseboard and drywall to get to all the mold, bleached, dried, and covered with primer. In the middle of patching the drywall which was intimidating, but not actually that hard. Also…

Pet thread! Apparently today is all about bragging about my dogs.

Reminds me of when Powdered Toast Man became president:

This is absolutely true. This is a group of people that believe Trump is honest, a good businessman, has integrity, is not corrupt, is a good God-fearing Christian, and is a guy that just tells it like it is.

The goal isn’t the chip away at the voters he DEFINITELY has. It’s to take the voters who were considering him, and make them so disgusted an uninspired that they stay home. While also simultaneously taking any on-the-fence independents/democrat-leaning voters, and them them so disgusted that they’re motivated to go…

Someone who is good at photoshop edit Donald Trump’s photo so that his feet are on the Constitution please my family is starving

I mean, CNN and other outlets threw away some of those principles over the past year because they did like the guy (or at least the ratings he brought in). So let’s not pretend they have much moral high ground to stand on in the first place.

“Build a bridge out of him!”

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On a side note, I would love to see Disney treat Jesus and Christianity with the irreverent stereotyping they have Polynesian religion in Moans. Sure that would fly over well.

I keep a jar in my fridge at all times. People who say British food is bland hasn’t tried the right treats.

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Who exactly are you lashing out at?

I like a bit o’ Branston Pickle with a wedge of cheddar and toast points for elevensies.