Or do the more responsible thing and stop “interviewing” them. Interview is in quotes because it isn’t an interview when the person being interviewed refuses to answer. Cooper should have cut his feed once he realized Gorka wasn’t going to say anything remotely true.

rebuttal

Kellyanne - When you say, “Collusion? No. We don’t have that yet,” it implies that we will eventually. You might want to refrain from using “yet” in future bullshit sessions.

I keep hearing frat bros trying to tell me not to refer to them as “frats” because it’s disrespectful or something. As if that’s going to discourage me...

I think I’d rather watch my wife’s aged grandmother sensuously rub mayonnaise on her naked body while botched circumcision videos played in the background and my testicles were being ravaged by scorpions rather than engage in a conversation about the merits of frats/sororities with a member of the aforesaid group.…

Fraternities and sororities are largely based on exclusion. As a sorority reject, I’m trying to define my opinion on more than just my own personal experiences, but there you have it. The “College House” system, on the other hand, is awesome. Like Rice University here in Houston, first year students are randomly…

*Sigh*

Right, Rey is like, so boring and not interesting to play as, whereas I have always found myself deeply passionate about, and highly invested in, small metal thimbles and top hats. I mean, have you heard about Thimble’s backstory???

Not only did I have a binder full of CD’s, I had one of these set-ups

Tamron is awesome. Her segment on abusive relationships was easily the best thing on Today in years. We need more of this and less watered down fluff, and I am confident she will continue with that kind of content and push more boundaries.

FUCK YOU BUZZFEED I AM NOT DONALD GOD DAMN TRUMP JR.

Damn, we need new episodes of The Good Place sooner than late September!

He has electrolytes. It’s what plants crave.

Are you Elle Woods? Be honest.

This is hurting the women, though.

OK, I’m not saying the Rock would be worse than Cheeto Benito—in fact, I think it would be pretty hard to do so—but did this country learn nothing from assuming famous TV personalities are qualified to be president?

Unless the penis becomes sentient, that doesn’t sound like a comedy.

I am also frequently mistaken for A Teen (I’m 31) especially if I’m doing errands in no makeup and wearing like, a t-shirt and chucks. I don’t usually mind it if someone’s just carding me at the grocery store, but I do get aggravated when people go on and on about it. I’ve learned to live with it and somewhat like…

Him: make me a sandwich!

GOD, SERIOUSLY. Ascertaining the date of a photo is HISTORY RESEARCH 101 (and I know that because I just got an A in that class).