Conservatives are super concerned about free speech when it involves being able to hold pro-trump rallies in liberal cities. Not so much when it concerns actually petitioning for a governmental redress of grievances.

Death panels. Death panels for granpa in a nursing home and on Medicaid, for the children currently on Medicaid (40% of all children in the US), death panels for the disabled and those in SSI which are also covered by Medicaid, death panels for pregnant women who use Medicaid for maternity care (half of them). But…

I spend 9 out of 10 months of the school year trying to break my 6th grade students’ penchant for fonts. It drives me bonkers. I constantly tell them that their creativity shines through in their actual writing, not their font choice. They act like I’m taking away the 1st Amendment. They also insist on writing titles…

After surgery for kidney stones - and if you are in the know, you know the pain is excruciating and it’s weeks of agony - I just got the stone analysis and suggested restrictions on my diet from my surgeon.

Also, I do not appreciate someone’s email signature imploring me to “Consider the environment before printing this email!” with a gif of a tree. THANKS FOR DOING YOUR PART, DIANE

I look forward to the next post where all your co-workers begin sending you e-mails in fonts you hate.

I like serifs, and I will always use them. I have set my default to Garamond, and I can live with that decision. I once had an employee drag me so hard for using Times New Roman I almost fired him. It’s a perfectly fine choice. I’m an educator and a writer, not a graphic designer.

This isn’t even the worst thing.

At least it wasn’t one of those copper bracelets that was supposed to give you superhuman balance, take away your headaches, knock out the gout, give your cancer the what-for, stabilize your aura, bring about world peace, bring about the Second Coming, give you HD across all your channels even tho you’ve only got…

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I hope she goes to prison

We do the same thing in Canada (yay Commonwealth!) and it’s fun to see.

While I fully applaud slamming the proverbial door on Orange Fruitcake’s visit attempt, I’m a little sad we won’t get to witness:

Where are Caity and Rich when we need them??

In the end, all I ever really wanted was to look like Christina Ricci in Casper.

I’ve been mistaken for my husband’s daughter a few times. We’re only a year apart so I have to tamper my happy dance since he’s all “how old do they think I am”.

I...don’t remember if guys were that hot when I was in college or if I’m just seeing them through cougar-colored glasses.

It’s the “Don’t wait up!” The pics and “Made some new friends” would have been funny, but the punchline is fantastic.

Listen, when you’re a parent it is your job to be as embarrassing to your kid as humanly possible. That’s just science.

Some of these are really friggin’ obscure. I died on 59. Fifty friggin’ nine.