I mean, this seems like common goddamn sense. What did she think was gonna happen? Is everyone a fucking idiot now? Am I an idiot? Are we all idiots? Is this life?

She never gets a break from warning us about dangerous men to make it to the beauty shop.

Well, you are always welcome! I loved her in 10 Things. The dad in the fake pregnant stomach suit cracks me up even now.

Sorry, Captain Polite, I’m not buying your oh-so-mannerly explanation. I want to hear from Lieutenant Asshole.

Congratulations to Julia. 10 Things I Hate About You remains one of my favourite movies to this day. The first time I watched it, I had been bullied into sex by my abusive ex the day before, and hadn’t realised it was okay to regret sex afterwards. Also Kat was my feminist hero at a time I was told because women could…

God dammit, I can’t believe how uninterested I was in learning about the different branches of government in school. I was just like, “bleh-whatever, checks and balances yada yada.”

Honestly, the exact parallels between the Comey thing and his lifelong pattern of sexual harassment makes it pretty clear that Trump is a serial predator. He corners Comey alone. Comey has “a bad feeling about his character.” He whispers in his ear about how much he’s looking forward to working with him. And when…

I’m gonna need someone to photoshop a response like this from Comey. As in, “I met with my boss today and that fat, balding loser tried to tell me how to do my GD job #millertime #ihavebiggerhands”

This one time, I had a boss who invited me out to lunch. When I got there, I realized I was the only invitee. He put his hand on my leg and said, “I hope we are going to have a great working relationship.”

If the person who can fire you begins a statement with “I hope you can” 99.9% of the population knows that really means “Do this or you’re fired” and we know this is what Trump meant BECAUSE THEN HE FIRED HIM FOR NOT DOING IT.

Lindsay Ellis (the former Nostalgia Chick now rocking an awesome solo channel) just did a fantastic video on YouTube covering this concept. It came out well before Maher slipped up, but it still applies.

It’s been postponed? Huh. Well, how bout dah.

Even as a 17 year old I knew enough to show up with my own drugs and not buy from idiots at concerts

Asked some guy to shut the effing gates the other day and he told me to take the bus. I’m pretty frayed right now and did something I’m not proud of. I flicked some Slurpee in his face and walked off at the next station.

I have a permanent rash between my boobs from lack of air circulation in a bra. Yet I wear a bra in public. My sympathy is...limited.

Here’s a fun fact: Squeezing your legs together like a vice is uncomfortable for women too. And yet we manage to do it.

The only way this should have gotten rebooted is if this is all just a hoax, and when you finally go in to the theaters, Tom Cruise discovers the mummy is actually Brendan Fraiser, and then when Tom Cruise asks him how he got there, he says “Let me explain,” and then the 1999 film starts playing, and you watch that…

On a scale of Man of Steel bad to Suicide Squad bad, how many Martha’s bad is it?

Can Kinja be rehabilitated?

Not to mention, it’s a line that is patently bullshit. When a boss says to their PA, “I’d like you to go and get me a cup of coffee,” they are not simply expressing a fond desire of theirs that they hope to see fulfilled as a personal favor if it’s convenient, they are politely giving an order. The very fact that…