At least Henry Rollins is still cool...

My metal-themed Bruce Springsteen cover band will be named Danzig in the Dark

lol, okay. But what’s his real name?

Tiffany Trump is like that girl who adds you on FB (even though she ignored you back in junior high) & has “School of Hard Knocks” under Education. The only thing stopping you from unfriending her is all the awesome drama on her wall.

He’s saying most people won’t refuse a breathalyzer when they HAVEN’T been drinking. I don’t know about you, but I’m not going to take a one year suspension of license when I haven’t been drinking.

A cursory search tells me it’s from 2013, which is reinforced by this cover I found:

I miss Doge and wish Internet meme fads lasted longer.

Ryan Seacrest is upset that Katy Perry is being offered way (waaaay) more to do American Idol than he is. [Page Six]

Yeah, Cosby, because the thought of someone making you ingest something against your will and knowledge is pretty fucking horrifying, huh?

Look, being a pioneer is dangerous.

Men sure are emotional and irrational lately. I think we need to stop letting them make statements, run things, and read the news until we can get a handle on what’s happening.

With tremendous love and respect for each other... Our priority will continue to be raising our children as devoted parents and the closest of friends.

Look, I would not need R29 if they’d just kept Millihelen going okay?

I’m in love with Gal. Have been since the Gisele and Han days of Fast Five (judge me. I give zero shits.) She’s effortlessly beautiful, totally down-to-earth and funny, and she is wearing flats and sandals for the entire press tour for Wonder Woman.

Yeah.

How difficult is it for people to.. I dunno... NOT SPRAYPAINT NATURE???

I feel like a jackass because I answered the promposal by spray painting “Yes” on a black bear. We had a good time, though.

Tiffany?

The only moral abortion is my abortion. The only moral welfare is my welfare.

If the oath was breached, you must impeach. If his story does not align, he must resign.