Speaking of, I’m wondering why a Matt McGorry tweet isn’t featured here. Is he okay?

Is that Ice tea?

The Satanic Temple and Unitarianism seem pretty OK to me.

“Basement under the orangery” or British code for “bomb shelter for when the moldy orange American wanker president blows up the world?”

I’ve said this in just about every Goldblum post, but my cousin dated him. She says he’s charming and nice, and a tiny bit eccentric. She has nothing bad to say about their brief time together.

The fact that this artist is giving scholarships for young artists not only makes sense, it in no way takes away from anyone or anything else concerned with women in STEM. STEM programs and scholarships are important for women. Arts programs and scholarships are also important for women.

Me too. Yum.

I am here for this.

This is dumb. Take your star and get out.

Good for Caitlyn

she proved that pregnancy couldn’t stop her from winning her 23rd Grand Slam! I don’t even know what a grand slam is but am certain it’s an incredible feat.

Teddy Roosevelt is rolling over in his grave at the current state of the GOP.

Maybe get with the program and realize what “drop” means in 2017 and many, many years before that?

Dear salty commenters: Lemonade was a work of art comprising music, visual art, and poetry. She is literally asking students pursuing creative arts education to do scholarly work. If you think Beyonce needs college essays to simply feel good about herself, that speaks volumes about your own desperation to hate her.

One of my friends is trying to decide between a number of grad schools and Parsons is one of them and you better believe I just sent her this and told her she could get a scholbeyship and therefore no longer needed to worry about making a decision on where to go.

It’s such an awful, shitty selfish choice to drive drunk. You know better. Everybody knows better, but people who do it always think they’re the exception to the rule.

The fuck if I know, but I think the US press corps needs to be replaced with German and BBC reporters. Those bastards are merciless.

Obligatory.

Teen Suicide: Don’t Do It