I'm supportive of the case to name NYC the greatest city in the world. And when I'm done visiting my sister and best friend there, I'm equally supportive of the idea of returning home to the SF Bay area. It's all good with me.

Is this mutton-head on the phone?

In Chinese cuisine, that implement is not a meat cleaver. It's a scallion slicer/scooper.

By the way, credit to Doug DeMuro (posted herewith) for the license plate graphic.

Who is this man, and will he allow us to follow him?

Oh-oh!

Isn't this why we watch events like snowboarding, ski-jumping, etc? We wanna see the ass-busting and the rag-dolling. Next Olympics, they should make the center of the half pipe a river of broken beer bottles. Bitchin'.

No no no no no no no no no no no no no ...copy, paste, repeat...

Does it make a good gift?

What if they had an Olympics, and nobody came?

Come to think of it, you never hear the catch-phrases:

I just skimmed down this story taking in all the tweets, etc. Now I've just pressed the "Discuss" icon and realize my palms are wet with sweat.

Cops? No, these are Russians.

Place Kicker -

This is how American Professionals do it, so it's right.

"Big Purple Dildo" infers the patient had a preference as to which big dildo is to be removed. I appreciate precision in medical language.

This proves it. The Nissan Rogue is great for off-roading AND back-yarding. Escape in your Rogue today!

Wow, that looked pretty painful. Better put some ice on it. (there you go, a bit of ice-irony)

You're white, right?