The attraction problem for Levine? There is always something coming out of his mouth that makes dicks shrink and vulvas fold up. It's his mouth and the contraceptive noises it's always making.

Love the gang's colors on the backs of their dungaree jackets. Look nice and fresh, just like their mothers had just sewed them on.

OK, OK, OK, now all this guy needs to do is get a big mouthful of vanilla shake, get into his flamingo position, make sure lots of people are watching, and then hock out the mouthful of milkshake. Happy Halloween!

YEAH BOYYYYYYY!!!!

(Touches envelope to forehead)

Hollywood Stuntz.

Impound, impound, impound. I read they impounded 55 bikes. Next time they show up doing this shit, impound some more. Eventually, they'll be on roller skates, and much easier to handle.

"The Man Who Saved the World" on PBS.

You have a point. I do LOVE cheeseburgers, and am relatively indifferent to baseball.

And when you see the face of the adult who beat the kid out of the ball, it's always turned away from the child. "I got mine, you get yours."

Going the wrong speed kills.

This article is so hip and droll and cute - and tedious. It's just fuckin' chicken for god's sake.

They've stumbled on the raw material Crabtree and Evelyn use to make their soap.

...And then the war-loving republican Damien kid gets a winning score involving the digits 666.

Newspaper people. No survival instinct.

That's a 50's era IUD.

Grip? Rock Climbers, baby.

But that was in the late '30's, just before WWII. So...

Wonder what the Japanese counterpart to this looks like?

Yes, and the change was explosive until 1969, when man walked on the moon. Since then, we've had 40 years with little more than the shaver-sized phone and the internet. WTF?