Which costs more to repair, the bumperless accordion front of this hobgoblin van, or an actual professional grade accordion?

Great. Great. Since you worked at Starbucks and seem to have a natural affinity for that work, maybe now you can explain to us how Starbucks workers rationalize chatting in groups of three or four while two customers wait minutes on end.

I bet this is all just a mistake. There’s probably a Gatwick on the radar screen that people are mistaking for the Drone. Just clean the gatwicks off of the screen. You're welcome.

There can be only one -The Opel GT.  REissue it with a Toyota front-mid engine.  Nirvana.

2014 Honda CRV LX, the lower trim line that year, has big black bumpers that seem color coordinated on a silver car. My wife backed up and hit a landscape boulder pretty hard with that bumper and punched a quarter size hole in it. Yeah, I’ll be fixing that with a $15 vinyl repair kit. Fuck insurance companies, and fuck…

This is a stupid fucking article based on the liberal rantings of liberal commie eco-terrorists. If Trump wanted to, he could build the wall and just set up crossing points where patriotic guards could admit animals to pass through the wall freely, and refuse access to the latin rapists and murderers known as Meskins.…

This is simple. Nobody gave the Japanese boxer the script.

Shreds! Shreds! Shreds!

This poor girl. I just know she hurts herself in private.

The ultimate message here is that yet another company is selling plastic merchandise costing $1.29 to make for $129.00. Yes, that’s sad.

No No No. That’s Slimbo Kice. People are always confusing them.. Slimbo died at 24.

Well, you know they go in threes. You pick which three.

...and demonstrated only the will or ability to criticize. You’re a triflin’ phone poker.

Damn, HamN. Good Boxing piece.

7 miles of “dirty bay water”? Now who’s showing his ignorance of the Bay Area? Does Gawker have a writer who’s ever been to the Bay Area?

This would all be very charming if it wasn’t an allegorical prediction of our near-term future.

Finally, a Gawker story that will get more clicks than a photo of Donald Trump. I’m looking for a new Gawker headline about this:

And Donald Trump believes in Jesus.