I’m going to hate this movie and hate myself for paying to see it.

Weird, for me it’s mention of dad jokes.

I’m glad I never let my girls buy any of this.

Maybe you should read up on the reality of aging in this country.

I will happily share a lollipop with Jennifer Lawrence. As long as it’s not a gross flavor like rootbeer or butterscotch.

Don’t be that guy. The writers have email addresses, use them, please.

I think you might want to reevaluate your ideas of who can afford what.

Sell five of your cars, buy one decent car.

I hate Paris Hilton. Fuck you!

15-year-olds can’t give consent. It was illegal no matter what she thinks.

‘sex addiction is very real’

*hugs*

Not shade. Burn.

Because they have jobs, too.

Aw, pookie. You want a hug?

What you’re saying is just as offensive as what your father and this Texas politician are saying.

It was creepy.

That’s a mighty small penis he’s carrying there.

I want the holiday cups to be Jesus blowing Santa. I’d buy a coffee every day if they did that.