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Yes, at first glance his face reminds me of the guy he played on Veep. If you don’t like my phrasing, you can throw your nuts in the microwave.

He’s right.

Voting for Stein = voting with your stroke-addled brain.

Exactly. It’s pretty repulsive. It also strikes me as downright arrested behavior, in that it’s the sort of tactic you’d expect from a college sophomore, not a 70-year-old woman who’s had every chance to know better. 

I’ve said it here on jez before and I’ll say it again. Susan - go play your damn ping pong and let the adults talk politics.

It’s only fair because every time a guy votes for another dude we always say he’s just voting with his dick!!

The fact that the law exists is bad enough, but I can’t wrap my head around the idea of a mother wanting her teenage daughter to be arrested and face jail time for this.

Sorry Ashley. If this had been overheard in a CVS, I would have believed it. Walgreens is notorious for false flag election gossip.

People point to her increased salary as if it’s proof that she wasn’t injured. How do you know she wouldn’t have been making even more had she not been libeled?

Having spent a fair amount of time wrenching on boat electrical systems while standing in a wet bilge, voltage is whatever, Amperage is where the angry pixies hide.

It’s not the volts, but the amps that get you...

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Hah, who needs electronics and emission standards :)

Not really following this saga, but I have a theory as to why they’re all getting bitchy...maybe they’re HUNGRY?

Oops...looks like Trump might not give him a pardon after all.

Honestly this whole dirt bag seems like it was written in a foreign language today, i can’t make out any of it.

One of the things I learned from Oprah: Free cars aren’t free. That person just sent you a tax bill for your birthday, Kendall!

Oooo Kendall, no stranger gifts a $250,000 car out of the kindness of their heart.

Please. My son turned one this weekend and he got like 7 cars and a few trucks from random people. I asked him about it this morning, he said he doesn’t remember a thing.

Kendall, Honey, the strange man was the guy delivering the car from the dealership, you fucking idiot.

Yet, *my* restraining order says I can’t send her any gifts.