I really, really wish 60 were ‘mid-life’.

He’s more like 60.

No. Just no.

Generally, she would start as a prosti-tot and work her way up.

Dammit.

Don’t think you’ve been paying attention.

OMG! Yes!

Jane the Slut.

Evan has two mommies!?!

It’s pretty awesome. It converts to a rototiller, a broom, and a mini-snow blower.

Masturbation and/or ejaculation through intercourse has no effect on testosterone levels. Which you would know if you had read the article.

You realize that’s all made up bs, right?

You can borrow it after Saturday.

Read her response then fuck off.

Or his “lack of personal hygiene”.

Butter makes terrible lube.

Oooooooh.

Correct. This is a burn.

I’m not sure how the cow was offensive.

I was just teasing Zachary.