But did you sneak sips of wine?

That’s not Ted Cruz.

I can cut my zero to 60 time on my Fit down to 10 seconds using the flappy paddles.

‘Shift-o-ma-doodlers’

I love it when the ‘nice’ guys get pissed and then get mean.

No. I scream at the jump scares and then I’m angry and embarrassed.

The hair is scarier than scientology.

It sounds like my Honda four stroke weed wacker.

 The nononono was particularly sad to me.

Twice, once kinda bad, once bad. I wasn’t judging Adele’s choices, I was commenting on how society stigmatizes mental health issues.

#2 was much easier.

It’s sad to me that she suffered so much from post-partum depression without help. Is basic mental healthcare so stigmatized that this woman with literally every advantage couldn’t bring herself to seek some sort of therapy?

I will jump out of a perfecly good airplane, but I scream at every stupid jump scare in movie. My partner begged me to stay up and watch The Gift last night. I didn’t fall asleep until 3 am.

Where I’m from ‘about $100' means $189.97.

So cute!

Is she a prosti-tot? That one really pisses me off.

Walk away.

One or two what, exactly?

Guys like this are why I turned off ‘buy now’.

*snorts orange juice up her nose*