What an odd and tellingly specific hill to choose to die upon!

Sometimes I think that whole “expansion of the sun into a red giant that will engulf the planet” thing that Gary Johnson was rambling on about can’t come soon enough.

It gives me comfort knowing that, eventually, we all will.

Definitely got her looks, personality, intelligence....... well, pretty much everything from her mother.

Yeah, that’s a dangling participle. Which is illegal to show in public in at least eighteen states.

If I was paid $150 million to kill someone, I’d be buying a new identity ASAP.

Just did the math — I’ve been disgusted by Sean Penn for six years longer than his new girlfriend has been alive.

People are SO MUCH MORE LIKELY to assume that two women are just friends when they are actually fucking than the other way around.

What she really should’ve been feeding her offspring is mice and small birds.

OP said nothing about trans people, at all. caitlyn jenner has proven time and time again to be a right wing jerk who doesn’t care about anyone but herself and her politics are directly responsible for the harm of trans people.

They’re woven in, definitely not her hair.

ATTN: Black Women

Didn’t Melissa pull some shady shit with her last two exes?

you seem pretty smart, do you know if scientists have the right instruments to measure the space between you and THE POINT?

Space is generally considered to begin at the Kármán Line, approximately 100 km (62 miles) above sea level. At 21 miles, the flag would have been no higher than the stratosphere, and certainly not in orbit.

as far as an article about creepy old men wanting to fuck their children goes i don’t know that woody allen is the guy you wanna go with for jokes

Lots of people see NastyGal as some sort of form of women’s economic liberation, but it should never be forgotten or understated: it was still a business. In the end it was a fashion company that sold clothes, and fashion changes by the year and in unpredictable ways. We can look back at decades past and say “how did…

“Alabama, Arkansas,
I sure do love my ma and pa”