Ignoring the minor because of how awesome the major is, is sort of how loving anything works.

I try, but mine will only wear hoodies, with the hood up (my 3 yr old hoodlum!).

ugh, these boys.

Right. It instantly becomes obvious he didn’t care. And, you’re right, the subtext is that he probably thought it was a compliment./

Generally, I agree with you, and yes, certainly Trump didn’t Mr. Magoo like bumble into his fortune (yes, his dad helped, but yes, he also did something with that money; he’s not the greatest businessman, but he’s something) but when you have someone whose disposition is startlingly like that of Kim Jung Un running…

The more I see of Trump, the more I think he is actually the worst person in America (non-murderer category). I would not buy a bagel from that man.

If the way Trump treats his daughter is what evangelicals are looking for in “family values,” then what the fuck is going on in evangelicals’ households? Seriously, they constantly complain about Hillary but defend Giuliani (3x married, once to own cousin) and Trump (3x married, wants to bang daughter). Is their…

If she wasn’t there what’s the point in talking about her fuckability? It only establishes dominance if she is there.

Honest question: is there anything about Donald Trump that isn’t disgusting? Can he really be totally without any redeeming qualities?

The person continued: ‘‘Everyone is trying to make him stop talking, and the woman is shrinking in her seat.’’

My kid’s been a hellion for days. Husband put a cardigan on her today and I swear even her hair was calmer. Tiny librarian.

They work fucking non-stop. And they create peace and goodwill all over the world, not to mention all they do for seriously worthy causes.

Why would you want the sex to be just “regular”? You’re boning a cult leader girl, let your freak flag fly!

10 Things I Hate About Woo.

I think the implication is thatSwift is still exploring options, and Kidman was well committed in an incompatible relationship at a similar age.

It’s so luxurious, you wouldn’t believe what people are saying about this stocking cap, I sent the best people to find my cap, they tell me this is the longest one anywhere, anywhere in the world you can’t find a better one than this, I was in China and other Asia and I see the stocking caps they have there, everyone…

the longest stocking cap

See, and here I was thinking someone else had to have tweeted it because I refuse to believe Donald Trump knows the words “paragon” or “virtue.”

I love this because I imagine that he was just tossing and turning in bed seething about this and then finally leaped up, cast aside his absurdly long stocking cap, and tweeted this out before collapsing back into bed.

Maybe that’s the only time he can get his phone back from his aides? Serious question: how much of his constant attacks on Machado are a heavy handed attempt to frighten other women who have also been mistreated by him from going public?