I love the end of the livestream I saw where the cops pull his mask off in front of everyone and then basically parade him in front of the people he was antagonizing. The kid looks TERRIFIED and it is sooooo very satisfying.

I keep thinking to myself, “oh, there’s no way that people can display any worse behavior than what has already been displayed in this election cycle. Nothing shocks me anymore. We have reached peak Asshole Behavior.”

He Who Shall Not Be Named has made them bold! There’s no shutting this down in our lifetime. Progress in this country is two steps forward, one step back and this right here, is a step back, the backlash to the incredible leap forward that was Obama.

So this asshole is studying for a career in Law Enforcement?

I like that this works on both a Destiny’s Child and Dawson’s Creek level...

Dump the CGI and just put ol’ Rach in a wig or something. She’s clearly not afraid to look goofy/ugly on TV and is funny AF.

I know it’s a story where the punchline writes itself, but I hope people will also remember that good humor punches up, not down.

btw thats the exact plot of ‘drop dead fred’

For the most part, I don’t think it’s usually a very funny sketch. It’s had its moments, but the weakest parts of the show do tend to involve putting Armisen in drag.

If it weren’t so early, I’d say there were MRAs everywhere furiously beating off to this story.

“Fuck Portlandia! Transmisogyny – Racism – Gentrification – Queer Antagonism – Devaluation of Feminist Discourse.”

Wow.

The thing about this case that’s drawing the most attention is that one officer decided to shoot Olango, while another opted for a non-lethal weapon. Citing Reuters, NPR reports that one officer at the scene had extensive mental health training, and it was the other who shot Olango.

I know Britney has had her trials and tribulations and I wouldn’t want to go through any of what she’s been through, but just once in my life I would like to experience what it’s like to be that attractive. To be able to look in a mirror and think “Lookin’ good!” instead of “Good lord, man, you belong in a bell tower.”

Yep. I power pose before interviews and presentations and it definitely helps calm my nerves; I accept that it could be the placebo effect, but I guess this is my other question: I don’t understand why this researcher flat out doesn’t believe in them anymore and suggests others don’t study them. She’s raised some very…

So clearly the winners of the week are Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber, who timed that split so perfectly that they’ve completely eluded any mention! Well done, kids!

If you said “Pick two actresses to pair together for a movie”, my guess is that pairing them with each other would have been very far down most of our lists’.

in all seriousness emma thompson is the one person i would allow to slap me in the face

So much for that.

This won’t make the cut, but in terms of College Roommate Nuisance Stories, one of my two other freshman roommates played Live’s Throwing Copper the entire year. That is not an exaggeration. That album played at least once a day, for the entire year. For anyone wondering how long it takes to get sick of Live, it’s…