In the meantime we have a Chicago PD officer in critical because she didn’t want the national repercussions of shooting someone, so she let a man on drugs (toxicology reports confirmed it) beat her almost to death.

This fat woman says yeah, I enjoy sex, but I’d rather have a curry.

Well that explains why the pizza guy never tries to fuck me.

#NotAllCheetos

As a POC, our skin color is not GOD, ok? This:

Isn’t the problem obvious? He can’t hear the ringer on his phone now that he has Nobel.

She had to cancel her show here “due to scheduling conflicts” but for real she couldn’t sell a show in a coastal Southern tourist town. Any of the people who would go see her would likely have a hard time getting the time off.

Russell Crowe’s musical selections:

No, they absolutely fucking shouldn’t. That’s a terrible idea.

Basically. How can you say u believe victims,but stay with bill.

If D Rose turns out to be some criminal kingpin who has people killed to silence testimony and keep evidence secret and nevers plays one minute for the Knicks, trading for him is still a better move than the Bargnani deal.

I hate to do the whole “not all men” bit, but there it is.

People in North Carolina are literally drowning right now and they’re talking about Caitlin Jenner and what shower she’d use?

Those pants should be illegal, but the rest of her is magnificent.

140 days to complete an investigation? Are they union?

That’s the Michigan “M”, not the Maryland “M”, morons.

You can get solitary confinement for attempting suicide because solitary confinement comes with more strict controls on the contents of your cell and how often your jailers physically lay eyes on you. All of which equals a safer, although not more pleasant, environment for the inmate. It’s not just “Lock her in the…

To be fair, Anna’s terribly incompetent.

Whatever.