Taking yourself too seriously. Be gone with your hating bitch ass.

Pretty sure self-care and self-love are just code words for masturbation.

The talk about self-care is just a veiled masturbation reference, right?

Excited for Guardians of the Galaxy 2?

Can’t wait for Deadpool 2. Now that will be a violent movie.

Those sorts of things aren’t required here.

With some balls. Rather be a dick than a pussy or an asshole.

See the confusion bad grammar causes.

This article is false from the start. The first sentence is udder bullshit. Everyone know Sean Hanity is Donny’s best sleepover friend. Donny and Rudy practice kissing together. And, of course, Chris Christie is the DUFF.

Why are children supposed to be more politically liberal than their parents?

Oh, ok.

Yes! Because when national security is at risk the last thing we want to come off as is rude.

If you’re going to hoard something why not hoard something that will increase in value over time?

Setting fire to his shit is the cure.

The second dude should be capitalized. It’s a name. Thank you.

They are not smart people to begin with. There’s no reason to think they would make good decisions.

I’m calling her a bitch. I don’t trust bitches ‘cause bitches spelled backwards is sehctib.....And that don’t make no fucking sense.....Just like that bitch.

Of course you think I’m white. Guess you picked up your jump to conclusions mat in China too.

Next think you’re going to say you never saw the Prince sketch.

Yeah, well, that’s just like, uh.....your opinion man.