I don’t know about anywhere else, but in North Carolina it’s 7,500 miles - untitled. After that, it’s used no matter what.

Am I too late to take the few-years old Jaguar spot?

I have a 2004 Mercedes-Benz S600. It’s the W220, which everyone hates. In fact, it is currently not in my possession because I finally broke down and decided to have the ignition coils attended to...and if you don’t understand the severity of that on this particular car, I would venture a google and find out. That,…

1. 1984 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme Brougham - not a special car, not the biggest Oldsmobile either. But it was my neighbor’s Grandparent’s summer car and it struck me so vividly how...different...it was from my dad’s base model 1989 Integra or my mom’s duldrum Grand Cherokee. The pillowed velour, the carriage roof,…

His about any of our favorite punching bags - the early 2000s German/Japanese flagships which heralded the technological revolution which brought us to our sensor crazed, blind spot monitoring, semi-autonomous present condition?

My father was mistaken for being the owner of a laundromat because of our old X350 Vanden Plas.

A sock full of broken, jagged fuses and failed relays.

Oh...if I ever get a chance to meet any of the last THREE owners of my S600.

2012 Hyundai Equus Ultimate.

Well, at least we know where that “2007 Land Rover Range Rover HSE” comes from.

All day, every day.

What’s three months and $10,500 between me and my colossal crook of an ex-mechanic?

My father helped me test that theory on the rear end of a Jeep Wrangler not too many months ago...have to say, it ended poorly.

I seem to recollect from a few years ago an episode of Cops (?), in which there was dash cam footage of a traffic stop involving a stolen Mary Kay 2000-something DeVille that ended up leading a car chase and was very easily able to outrun the officer’s Crown Vic. The guy would have gotten away if he had not ended up…

Because the internet has taken all the profit out of new cars. If you can get salary plus commission the salary doesn’t cover the hours management makes you work, and any overages to your salary will come back out of your comission check if you work in a right to work state. And commission blows too.

I did. Long time ago.

The Alero was a miserable plastic box with a 4 banger.

I love the DTS. I would just rather have the Buick because it is less common with the V8 and rides softer in my opinion.

Oh no. I won’t have this. The Lucerne wasn’t boring, it was conservative. Hardly deserving of any ire.

I don’t care where they hide them, just so long as they continue to be that blatantly obvious. Because let me tell you, that crappy job of hiding the radar emitter is the only way to confirm a car has Distronic on the used market. Go ahead. Search for an old Mercedes on a standard site and put “Distronic” or “radar…