The only modern convertible I actively lust for. These things are practically collectors items and people run around thinking they’re $15,000 all day long. I would honestly pay $9,500 for how clean this looks, anything under $10k really. It’s in perfectly serviceable condition, I’d offer him full asking today if I had…

Well, if Imgonnafuckingkillmyselfistan is a People’s Republic odds are Our Glorious Despot is probably only bulk ordering his S600 Maybachs in black. He needs diplomatic black, parade black, secret police black...

I would be worried that I drive a gas guzzling V12, but the job I’m pursuing for after I graduate is in car sales...at a Toyota dealership...just in time for everybody to come running back to the Prius in droves....

I don’t know how dramatic the failure usually is, but for me it was eerily calm.

They can afford to buy a new CR-V, which they would pay pretty close to the full price for because that EF is worthless on trade-in no matter how clean it is, but they can’t afford to own two cars? Two Honda’s no less? Which means maintence costs are pretty much 0? I mean, that looked like a two car driveway to me.…

Counterpoint: I love my S-Class, I will never buy anything else, the first thing you need for a luxurious ride is a yuge wheelbase, and you can pry my flagship sedans from my cold lifeless fingers.

I stand by my assessment of the first-car question. Mercedes-Benz S320 is the only correct answer. 

I thought maturity as it applied to Mercedes-Benzes was the ability to seriously and genuinely drive an S-Class, and then be enough of a gentleman to buy your wife/girlfriend a CL-Class to match.

Oh no, the Sultan of Brunei is ordering cars again.

Preach!

I hope to be shopping for my Audi Allroad 2.7TT within a few months. My mechanic says he is very excited.

What would you say if I told you I also have two Jags from the same time?

Woah buddy, I own an S600...let’s not start throwing the word reliable around.

I don’t know Freddy, what really makes this better than a CL 55 AMG? Other than a 6-speed with three pedals, obviously...

No air suspenion fails with more dramatic results than Lincoln air ride suspension.

I presume this ban exempts old Citroen products like the DS and 2CV.

It looks like an Alfa Romeo Gulia had sex with a Pontiac G8 while a Kia Optima watched.

Yes, you should buy your kid a car. No, you shouldn’t make them pay for gas or insurance. No, they aren’t stupid enough to think that a car as a Christmas gift is the beginning of a pattern of $8,000 Christmas presents for the rest of their lives. And no, a 2008 Chevy Impala isn’t going to jump-start a massive…

What vehicle manufacturer is most associated with Eastern Europe and the Balkan states more than any other brand, despite not being manufactured there? I’ll give you a hint, 90% of all vehicles registered in Albania were made by this company. And most of them are probably stolen...

I agree. But I think that Renntech SL qualifies. It only comes up 15 hp short of a Ferrari 612. A normal SL600, no. But a Braubus or a RennTech? I’d argue that.