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..... is this sponsored?

LOL no one things the girls from Teen Mom are ‘stylish’ or ‘fashion-forward’

“That’s right, it took not one, but two managers to deal with one 20-year-old’s hair.”

Fat jokes? Really?

Gawker has a full time person who works on only images, right? Why are so fucking many of Jezebels images pixilated as fuck?

This isn’t a mock turtleneck. Can men stop writing about this?

She literally owes her fam to the kardashians

She’s literally lighter than Kim, but Kim is the racist.

Yeah, but it isn’t all about you. let other people have fun and do what they are comfortable with. jesus.

Katie is super pathetic in every conceivable way: pressured tom to propose, doesn’t care about having sex w her partner, is threatened by other people’s bodies/having fun

“Wait, are you asking for a smart conversation on a Real Housewives show? Has there ever been such a thing?”

Yeah that’s what confused me, I always thought light eyes were recessive and dark eyes were dominant so you couldn’t have light eyes if you have two parents with dark eyes (both black), but I guess that’s not true?

I mean, she had a point, don’t call it a gala if it’s in your living room.

Yeah I hate when I sign up for a show and get paid for people to make misjudgements about me and give my employer ratings and then people make misjudgements about me and give my employer ratings.

Right. I fav meme instas that make me laugh BUT i care WAY more about the creepy real life people i follow/stalk but will never fav.

“How can you watch, knowing they are funding the fucked up Duggar/Quiverfull cult?”

Why? They probably have business concerns about why they picked the episode to air and no contract that demands otherwise. Bridezillas gonna bridezilla.

“is engaged to a man who she won’t have sex with”

Why is KUWTK italicized in the title and the other show not?

It truly feels like this was published for no other reason than the hope your ex friend will see this and all the commenters taking your side because you didn’t disclose what the disagreement was about to make her send such a vicious message.