Woman! Whoah-Man! I just watched it a few weeks ago, and man is that movie a time capsule.

I want to applaud you for a fantastic lead image. Brilliant!

My MIL decided she was going to give my FIL a “binaca blow job.” She didn’t realize you’re supposed to spray it in your mouth, not on your husband’s cock. So she basically sprayed fire all over his junk.

A Story of Few Words: A Sexy Haiku

Chipotle doesn’t serve queso.

It’s doctored though; look at all of those fans in the background.

And what about “The Wedding Banquet”?

Okay, I’ll bite. Am I really the only one who at least tries to get the guy to let me chip in for half? Sometimes the guy on the date stubbornly won’t let me, in which case I’ll usually concede (because I don’t want to get into a huge argument about it) and pay for the second date (if there is one) or, if we’re going…

I can’t believe this question still needs answered.

The only words I read were Jesse Williams. He’s hot and smart which just makes him hotter.

In a way, I get her mentality. I would rather spend my time binge watching makeup tutorials and reading about space (I literally have the newest Maclean’s issue which has a feature on it on my lap, about to be read) than feminist issues, but I unfortunately, I live in a world where there still exists a need for them…

If I was famous, I would be so irritating to interviewers. Any question which I felt uncomfortable answering, I’d just say “I don’t think I know enough about the subject to give you an informed answer.” And I say that to bunches of questions. I’d be known as the most uninformed celebrity out there.

But, honestly, that’s fine with me. I don’t really need Lana Del Rey to spend significant chunks of her time discussing social issues.

He left his pregnant girlfriend for a supermodel and rumor has it fought hard against child support.

I imagine Giselle and Tom just have arguments over coffee about who is prettier and the answer is neither of you because you’re both insufferable and I hate both of you.

You are part of an ancient thing that doesn’t know what it is, and can’t.

Anna, i’m sure you don’t need us telling you this, but please just be careful. I think we’ve gotten to the point where Trump’s candidacy has gone from joke to something scary. His hate filled rhetoric has already incited the beating of a homeless Latino man in Boston. Who knows where it will end. You do great work…

Yeah but fuck Papelbon too.