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Police were surprised to learn that the knife was fake, as they’d legitimately believed it was real for a long time, although some of the smarter ones had had their doubts.

I hope that is a brand new bag on Anne’s head, because God knows I wouldn’t want the dirt, sparkles, crumbs, etc. that line my purse bottom falling into my hair. Ew.

Ahhhhhhh.....thank you.

What’s the one account your spouse doesn’t have access to, can’t ask for access to and that you can use for a good 8 hour stretch all day without them ever suspecting a thing...

You know what? Sally Hansen and OPI and Orly have never fucked up my nails. Also. Orly makes bitchin’ base coats.

I suppose this is why I buy nail polish at the drug store and not this internet artisan nail paint nonsense. Aside from laziness.

this maaaaagic mommmmment

- ”This mother fucker...”

Part of me loves that she’s so private. The other part really wants wedding details because Jennifer Aniston is a flawless, gorgeous human and i’m sure her wedding was the same.

“They are still stunned that this is how it has all gone down,”

That this man is the only thing standing between Brady and six rings might be proof there is a higher power.

See, if ya’ll spelled “blonde” instead of “blond” you probably wouldn’t have this issue.

Britney is fabulous. This post was unnecessarily mean.

I’ll never forget the ex-boyfriend who excitedly told me he’d seen an instructional video on the internet where someone had trained away their gag reflex and thought it could work for me. He then proceeded to show me a clip of a woman hooked up to a machine that operated thusly: the more she deep-throated a dildo, the…

I've been using this one all day

I’m trying to find where she’s even mentioned in this post

K.

Ahem... AHEM!!!!

If you were to review the comments from the previous “What’s the Best Way to Shave or Trim My Pubic Hair? “ article - yet again you will see a prefered method was overlooked.

No - Love For PLUCKING!!!! I mean it’s in my name!!!!

This is the first time a Jets player has been publicly cold-cocked since Brett Favre sent that picture to Jenn Sterger from the team’s ice-bath.