god I hate him so much

His comments say way more about his insecurities and personality than it ever could about Ronda Rousey but he isn’t even intelligent enough to figure that out.

Remember when Leonardo used to be hot?

Jouq Dafouq?

What do you know, Tom Brady is a “diva” too!

I see you’ve overlooked my classic, “Fishsticks that you put in an oven that was too hot and then blacked out and woke up thinking you set your house on fire (I’m never drinking again).”

It’s pretty much a staple in my house.

The only requirement for being “from the Midwest” is being born and/or raised in the Midwest. You can do ballet and be from the Midwest. In fact, I’m in the Midwest right this second, and I’m going to ballet class after work tonight at one of the nation’s premier ballet companies. CRAZY!

lol

Kylie Jenner was gifted with a gold and diamond Rolex watch and a Cartier bracelet for her high school graduation. If memory serves, I received a lecture about the importance of doing well in college and a soggy quiche brunch.

pro-tip: one someone tells you to take one piece of an edible, eat one fucking piece. THEY ARE NOT TRYING TO TRICK YOU

okay but why would you do this

Every classically beautiful Hollywood lesbian /bi lady like Amber heard or Margot Robbie gets this treatment. Like, “are you suuuure you wouldn’t rather be fucking dudes? Maybe the one right in front of you?”

The way their reality programs are sinking, you’d think TLC might revert back to their original status as “The Learning Channel” instead of lowest common denominator.

Mike Tyson has at least attempted to apologize for his shitty past, and doesn’t brag about the women in his life being objects. He’s no saint, obviously, but exponentially more self-aware.

When reached for comment, Floyd dodged, then weaved, then danced around for about forty minutes, then kinda batted the question away, smiled a lot, and received the award anyway for some fucking reason.

As the unattractive girl in a group of very attractive friends, this might be the one time I relate to Lena.

It’s almost like women are humans who generally know what’s best for them and their lives.

• Spend a little time focusing on his frenulum, which is the seam on the underside of his penis. For many men, this is the most sensitive area. Make your tongue pointy, and lick up and down or side to side.