Minka, noooooooooooo

I wonder if Taylor Swift has tried to get Emma Watson into her blonde, white lady club and Emma Watson is all, “I was Hermione, bitch, recognize your superiors.” That’s how I’m going to pretend it went down.

Yayy!! I too am a wankthusiast :)

I created an account just to say how much I love these gifs. <3 Arsenal <3 Love

Imma bring this out again.

They just announced that all selfie sticks are banned in WDW and I AM SO HAPPY. SO. HAPPY. Those things are a menace.

So Kylie asked Chris to come into her world?

Cat, are you the Jezebel science writer foretold of in prophecy? The one who actually knows how to write about science? Are we about to be taken up in the feminist Rapture?

Back in the 80s, a friend from college invited me to be her bridesmaid. We lived hundreds of miles from each other, and had only exchanged brief letters in the years since graduation. I shouldn’t have accepted, but I thought it would be fun to see her and the people we used to hang out with.

Am i horrible because the first thing I thought of when i read this story was the episode of Friends where Ross tried to wear leather pants?

Speaking from a career of selling photographs on behalf of photographers who regularly shoot famous people:

I say you call them an odd, because they literally can’t even.

In fairness to Bernie Sanders, I think he’s not only firmly on record as disliking the Confederate flag but I think he also once kicked Jefferson Davis in the shins.

Thanks, Deadspin, but we already know that Indians always win the Spelling Bees

No. If there’s been a serious issue with service (unsanitary plate handling, really inappropriate language, server just seems not to know what the hell he/she’s doing), talk to a manager. It’s their job to decide if the server just needs more training, a come-to-Jesus talk, or a firing.

I think you missed the point of that rant.

Aww, poor baby. Ladies get what looks like a pair of salad tongs shoved up them annually for “well woman exams.” I got a rod shoved up my cervix to get an IUD and I’d rather stick a needle under my fingernails than feel that pain again, but heaven forbid a dude have to endure a bit of discomfort to avoid unwanted…