Is that a pentagram on your chest or are you just happy to see your DARK LORD?

My favorite articles are the ones that have Britney Spears rewards at the end of them.

I am 5’5.5. Kit’s eyes are flush with mine although he is leaning slightly. I’d say 5’6 and not a half-inch taller. (P.S. He is a genuine and lovely fellow. Also, he smells really good.)

TOTALLY COUSINS

WTF?! I defy anyone on this board to say that their nipples have ever puckered.

Was it Chandler or Joey?

ooh! Ooh! My mom’s family is from S. Florida, so “family vacation” always meant “visit Gramma and Grampa in Ft. Lauderdale. Cool. It has a beach! My grandparents live like, on the damn beach so my brother and I would jump out of the car, throw on a swim suit and run head long into the water on a semi public-ish beach…

Are you seriously saying that I can’t have loud sex in my own fucking apartment? Like I wouldn’t do it with the window open, but I think it would be kind of silly to have to forego fucking just because someone MIGHT hear when it’s my own home.

A group of people with zero respect for local culture, acting in an offensive and obscene (for the region) manner? I am stunned and thankful that, for once, Americans were not involved.

Seeking advice from Tyrese that is about neither fitness nor skincare, nor how to get closer to The Rock is a sign that one has already lost.

See, that was the thing. It was just supposed to be one last job. Just one. Enough to hit that big final score and then retire to sunny beaches where the cute girls brought you fruity drinks with too many umbrellas sticking out of them.

True story. My sister once raised money to save the Brazilian Rain Forest despite the fact that she’s not, in fact, a marmoset.

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT IS IN THE UPPER RIGHT CORNER, IT IS KILLING ME.

Without coming across as super creepy, but I love you.

I’m trying to not think of how gross I find this family and all their bullshit, so I’ve instead decided to focus on who’s hair is worse - Dim Bulb or Michelle-Shocked

Yeah I am generally fine with spunk being where spunk goes, it’s just day-old spunk suddenly and unexpectedly making a reappearance in underwear that I like and cannot immediately change.

Wow, I mis-read the motherfucker out of your comment and assumed you meant your spouse likes to occasionally defecate on your head during sex and I was thinking to myself, “Ye gads, I had no idea this was so popular in porn.” (Also “oh my stars”) then realized you meant ejaculate and I was all “WHEW.” Carry on, folks.

I keep a small zippered pouch in my desk drawer. Since my period is an unreliable and often nasty beast, I keep an assortment of pads and tampons in there because I don’t always know what I’m going to need when I get to the restroom. I don’t feel the need to hide my little pouch, and I would imagine that anyone who…

Laughing at a menstruating woman = virgin

Actually, many feminists have far more dirty and hardcore sex than prudish average folk. Since they aren’t shamed or feel guilty for having sexual fun they are more inclined to explore extremes than people who have grown up thinking things are ‘dirty’ ‘wrong’ ‘makes them a slut’.