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You should also know that not all women get g-spot orgasms. A lady may appreciate you making the ole college try, but do not feel like a failure (and for god’s sake do not feel like you need to finger her for one thousand years) if she doesn’t get off.

F: Selma Blair

These gentlemen are goddamn adorable. Wishing them so much continued happiness!

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I use this strategy:

Ever since having a baby in 2010, I cry over every stupid thing imaginable. Sentimental hallmark commercials? Tears. My now-husband helping my son brush his teeth for the first time? Mega tears. My son’s first hit in t-ball? All the damn tears.

US ‘94 still holds the attendance records and we didn’t have to build a single new stadium.

Yeah fuck these guys for talking about a worldwide scandal, the most corrupt corporation in the world, and people dying because of it. God fuck this non story.

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Oh I have the best story about a wedding proposal...

Same here. The only time I use hot water is when I’m washing my sheets to try to get ALL the pollen out (I have severe allergies to Earth, basically).

And here I’ve been washing with cold for years out of pure laziness for not wanting to separate my laundry.

Violence is seldom the answer.

Right?! Of course she’s not suing. She’s not upset. That bitch is fucking thrilled to be able to brag that her selfie sold for $100k. She’ll use it as self-justification that she’s fabulous and everyone who has a problem with her shady business practices are just haters.

Hey, little bit of context missing here, Tyson is working at the Rio’s production of the Chippendales. PH (Britney’s property) and Rio (Tyson’s) are both owned by Caesars Entertainment. This is a cross-marketing move.

Never forget, folks: The Learning Channel was originally founded by NASA and the Dept of Health, Education and Welfare.

The Learning Channel used to have shows that helped adults learn how to read. They had kid friendly programming like “Paleoworld” that taught all about dinosaurs.

In the mid to late ‘90s it started

Dude, women have been fired over having revenge porn of them posted to the internet. Women have faced harassment and humilation for it, too.
In a perfect would your response would be everyone’s reaction (god, what a scumbag instead of god, she’s such a fucking slut), but that is definitely not the world we live in and

You know that there does not exist a strata of wealth at which you get to choose your own body type, right?