True story: I did military Honors for a woman who was in the marine corps in ww2. She ended up being a colonel. Can you imagine how tough that means she was? All veterans plaque thingys look the same. They have name, rank, service, years of birth and death, and a quote. Hers was, hand to god, “it’s five o’clock…

I agreed with the first part, then I read the second sentence. It completely captures the attitude that makes everybody despise Boston sports fans. Giving you a +1 for more exposure.

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I've had the...pleasure I guess...of being around him quite a bit during his times in Denver. It's not just interviews, that's a strange dude all the way around.

Given how much shit I’ve seen flung at Benedict Cumberbatch on the internet over the fact that his great-great-whatever-grandfather owned a plantation in the West Indies, I could see where a famous person might worry how that would affect them.

This is me every time I eat ice cream anyway so I’m right there with you.

Eh. That’s only seven Ivy acceptances more than I got.

Yeah, that was a nice finish. But did the cameras catch when their uteri fell out?

Completely inappropriate and unprofessional

Can Tebow win on Chopped? Can he rock that polo shirt?

Favorite factoid ever: everytime Mark Sanchez has re-signed with a team, they've gone out and then signed tim tebow.

True Beanie Baby story: a friend’s child had quite the collection and they were arrayed neatly on special shelves around her room. A visitor innocently asked “where did you get the bat one?” WHAT BAT ONE?!?!? It was a real bat (and a big one) snugged side by side with pink and blue fuzzies on either side. Cue much…

For our sake he was crucified under Belichick and Ryan; he suffered, died, and was buried. And on the third offseason, he rose again in fulfillment of the scriptures. He ascended into Philadelphia and is seated at the right hand of Kelly, the head coach. He will play again in glory, to judge the players and ESPN, and…

Congratulations on being the stupidest person here.

Christ this is dumb. Nobody feels “compelled” to follow soccer leagues from other countries, they do so because they enjoy it.

Another bar story, but I don’t know if it’s a burn, just me being a smart ass. The bar’s crowded and I’m sitting near the taps because I was there first, dude bros. One guy in particular seems to think my chair and I are his personal armrest. After physically removing his upper body from my personal space for the…

I’m a lawyer, and at the time of this incident was practicing in several fairly small and rural Southern counties. I’d been out of law school for 2 or 3 years, long enough to be tired of the crap I would fairly regularly get from some older male lawyers. I had a trial in the neighboring county, and my opposing counsel…

I don’t know if this is better or worse for being at a Renaissance Faire, but here goes!

So there was this guy who would always sexually harass me on my way home from work. I’d get off the train and walk by this auto repair shop. This motherfucker didn’t even work at the shop — the shop owner described him as a “parasite” who loitered outside of the shop trying to buy up junkers and always hollering at…

My 16-year-old sister looks a little bit older so she occasionally gets hit on by boys in their early 20s. At one point, this one sorry fellow tried to convince her that “age is just a number,” to which she quickly retorted, “a prison cell is just a room.”