Yeah, I wasn’t thinking it was awful until he was like “My line of questioning made her uncomfortable, and she has already admitted that the amount of public attention that’s on her makes her hands shake and that she CAN’T REMEMBER A TIME BEFORE SHE WAS FORCED ON TV AT AN AGE BEFORE WHICH SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO…

In retrospect, football was sort of a thing he fell ass-backwards into for a while despite being an irredeemable turd. The most interesting aspect of this case isn’t that a football player was just convicted of murder, but that a murderer actually managed to have a short pro football career.

You’re right, I screwed that up, and I’ve corrected it above. My apologies for accidentally implying the Chargers were capable.

C’mon. If the Lakers can relocate to LA, why can’t Rivers?

Seems like a convenient place for Bears fans to deposit all of their hopes and dreams of their beloved team making it to the playoffs anytime in the next five years. Heeeyoooo!

Mark Schrayber is the only white Mulan I would accept.

go leafs go

I was stopped from going into a frat party with a bunch of freshman girls (we were invited) by a guy at the door who recommended we not go for our safety. I don’t know who that guy was but I’ve always been grateful for him.

I have come to the conclusion that men who go out of their way to insist that rape culture doesn’t exist have probably raped someone.

BECAUSE YOU ARE ASKING FOR PERMISSION

To this day, I am SHOCKED that i kept my cool. We actually made eye contact and I’m pretty sure I really awkwardly smiled and then I just stopped after we had passed and texted everyone I have ever met.

She’s right, though. I sprung fully-grown from my father’s forehead at about age 25. #Athena

I just moved to Denver.

However, Ray Lewis taught us that there is a “good time” to stab someone to death, preferably after leading the league in tackles, and being named to Pro Bowl and All-Pro teams.

tl;dr: If Tynes can prove that the Bucs were the factual cause of his MRSA infection, he’d probably secure a jury verdict in his favor at trial.

I LIKE ANNE HATHAWAY.

When you think about it, it's really not that different than dipping a grilled cheese in tomato soup, which is friggin' delicious.

Oh god, those are just the best. Especially with garlic bread as the buns.

leftover spaghetti sandwiches. Yumm.