You sound like you'd be really fun at a party.

To be fair, it can happen. Rarely. There's a very cute, very built guy who goes to my gym. I thought he was a junior in college and was enjoying the eye candy. Until I heard him talking about being old enough to vote. I have never felt so gross in my life.

You can stop now, Midwestern Christians are not an oppressed group.

"Well, my gameplan collapsed. Internally, though. There were no outside factors."

Meh, I was born in '79 and just consider myself a drunk.

So we have a game between two coaches. One has outlandish theories about a conspiracy that defy the laws of physics and has been roundly rejected by scientists and other experts. The other is Pete Carroll.

So the real story here is Colts inflate their balls to the max in order to give themselves a competitive disadvantage?

Browns fan here. Can we just talk about the draft instead?

It's hard to believe that he did it with only 3 fingers too

This girl seems like a pretty unbelievable catch.

"You're going to have to live with this," hissed ARENA congresswoman Alejandrina Castro. "Abortion is just murder in disguise! Life starts at conception!"

Yeah... I feel like I need to know more about your grandmother now.

After my divorce I threw my ring into the Arabian sea. I saw it sink, felt elated, then started to cry and jumped in and swam after it. I didn't find it. I wasn't supposed to. That was that. We talked speaking two years ago. We have both re-married and moved on. We still love eachother. I am blessed in that sense.

My Grandmother took all of her engagement rings (four!) and had all the stones reset in one huge cocktail ring. You can practically see that sucker from outer space.

Her legs are amazing

I'm cool with separate accounts entirely, if both partners have their own source of income and I guess agree to be reliable about paying bills that affect both people.

Hold on Barry, you actually expect me to believe that the NFL knew about a problem and failed to act on it?

I feel like it should be "Chat Michael Murray, better known as the guy who ended his marriage with Sofia Bush by cheating on her with Paris Hilton in 2005 Ohmygod why do I still remember that, what is wrong with my life".

For example, you could compare everyone's "obsession" with the Cosby allegations to Lena Dunham's obsession with herself.

I'd rather WATCH Katy Perry, which I can do with the TV muted. The music is unnecessary and superfluous. Pete Carroll can fuck off and die and I wouldn't urinate on BB if he was on fire.