Nevermind. Not worth it

I seriously fail to see how it's fucking gross. I'm willing to bet that most people's urine is cleaner than the water coming out of their taps, and the water and urine all end up in the sewer system for treatment. It's not like urine just sits on your skin or shower surface and stays put. It gets rinsed away…

yay!!!!

My freshman year of college, I made the mistake of dating a very serious born-again Christian. (I was raised both Catholic and Unitarian Universalist, I'm not sure what he was doing in the relationship either.)

GTFO

Geno Smith can only dream of being 6-11.

It's funny, because I want Wendy Williams to just shut up in general.

HELL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING NO.

Dear Single Men of (Insert Any City Here),

Only a couple times in my life have I asked a woman who was otherwise a stranger for her number. My romantic/sexual encounters have exclusively come through meeting a friend of a friend, and something developing from there.

Seahawks practice this week will be held in the upstairs projection booth...

Hey! You respect the senior citizens who will send thousands of dollars to a grandchild with a broken nose and a broken phone! They have so much wisdom to share.

NBA: This is too sexy

Why? It fits exactly the message she is trying to get out their. Her choice. She choose to present herself this way because she doesn't feel she needs to be ashamed of her body or her sexuality. It doesn't in anyway cast blame for what occurred with the leaked photos. And if anyone has issues with the cover they have…

And here I am, a female, watching Monday night football and reading Deadspin while my husband is sleeping. I'm looking for the Sherman v. Jackson storyline, obviously.

This is why picture messaging is disabled on my kids' cell phones. As I said to one of them: "you can send dick pictures when you're paying for your own cell phone and not a moment before."

Here's a another way to grasp the weight of throwing 500 TDs: Brett Favre is the only other quarterback to throw 500+ career TD passes. It took Brett Favre 9918 pass attempts to reach 500 career TD passes. It took Peyton Manning 8573 pas attempts to reach 500 career TDs. I wonder how Peytons's attempts-to-TDs ratio…

Amazing how quickly the NFL can come up with a clear, concise & specific set of regulations on a compelling issue that it cares about: Making money. Beating the everliving fuck out of women & children? Not so much.

Beats by Ray, though, are still being evaluated and will be allowed while due process occurs.