Dodai, when I first started at Jezebel, I felt so fortunate to work alongside you because I had long been an admirer of your work and now, three years later, I feel even more fortunate because I get to call you one of my best friends. Thank you for everything. But also F U for leaving.

Mark the only thing that could improve this is fries in between each layer of pizza.

I cannot think of a single reason why Rihanna shouldn't be the next Bond girl other than that she might be even better as the next Bond villain.

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

My best one has to be last year, when I was in my friend Dave's wedding (not his real name). The wedding itself went fine, except for when the lights flickered in the church during the vows and everyone freaked out and the bride's grandmother wanted to start the vows over.

Without hesitation: fuck RiRi, marry Bey, kill Nicki.

Thank you for not showing her mouth again.

Oh God, stop it. 99% of actors and actresses struggle to find work. This is not a race issue. Lohan sells seats because people want to see a trainwreck.

I actually know a lot of deeply religious people who support reproductive rights and struggle with reconciling their faith and their political/social beliefs. I think they are absolutely capable of intelligent discourse and have witnessed it many times.

Yay! Littleton/JeffCo native here, and how I wish I was there to fight for these kids. Go Chargers!

Didn't realize there were that many Coloradoans on here along with me! I didn't even go to JefCo (Cherry Creek Schools rule!) and this bullshit is pissing me off.

Sweet! I'm not a native, but have been here since 1990. Waking up in the morning and looking out out across the Rocky Mountains never gets old. :)

Fellow Coloradoan here! My brother attended & graduated from JeffCo schools (Go Gators!) when we first moved to CO in 1990. My parents chose Arvada because of the good schools. It's really sad to see how far it's gone. I'm just glad I don't have school age children. I do, however, fully support these students and…

Colorado represent!!! I was born and raised in Highlands Ranch and live in Littleton now- right in JeffCo. My daughter is a 5th gen native! Where are you from? (Also sorry to be a pain but could you pleaseee ungrey me?)

I bleed sunshine and THC. :]

I know I was like AWESOME!

Isha, are you a fellow Coloradoan?

The Sun is looking into this.

Of course the important question here is which drunk female threw him off that bridge.