Eh, my mom did the best she could. We weren't wealthy and she was a single mom. As a result, I will eat just about anything and I'm super adventurous with food. I love trying new things.

I grew up with my mom's rather half-assed cooking of Hamburger Helper and canned vegetables. She spiced the bejesus out of them to make them more edible. I started eating that from the time I could eat solid food. During the holidays we ate pineapple ham, stuffing made with peppers, greens that were doused in hot…

The headline refers to the equinox, not Earth. This is Earth's equinox and this is how it [the equinox] looks from space. I don't care about the false color of the Earth. I just care about Earth's position and the effect on how the shadow looks from space.

Shead: Elizabeth, I've loved you from the moment I first laid eyes on you. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. This team has meant so much to me, to us, so I wanted to ask you the question here. Will you...will you let me be your 12th man?

Micro-abrasion maybe? I found out my Crest 3D whitening toothpaste had "micro-abrasives" and stopped using it right away. Back to basic Crest. Hopefully none in that.

A great many of my poos come in under 30 seconds. Fiber! Tons of water! And exercise!

(These are the things I use, I mean. I'm not shouting at you to use them, though I do highly recommend them.)

You need more fiber, yo. And maybe liquids.

Or "How to Miraculously Keep Your Prestigious Job at One of the World's Biggest Newspapers While Completely Sucking Balls At It In a Manner Akin to a Fiery Car Crash Despite The Certain Fact That There Are Probably Hundreds of TV Critics Who Would Write Better and Fuck Up Much Less In Your Position"

Did you just heckle yourself?

My cousin went to school with her and said she was always a friendly and nice girl when they were kids. My cousin's kind of weird so that take with some salt. I like the Beckhams though.

I know, women's rights are only for lame bitches to talk about, AMIRITE brah!?

Do you have any outrage to ketchup?

My immediate reaction to this existing is that no one should ever attempt another lip sync battle after the Emma Stone Lip Sync Occasion.

One of the hottest doctors I've ever seen delivered my second son (via c-section). Nothing like having a crush on someone who's seen your insides! After my son was born, and the doc was sewing me up, I said to my midwife, "Make sure he puts my insides back the way he found them, OK?", and from behind the drape, he…

I have a male gyno. He's about 60 - I wouldn't go to anyone else (until he retires, obviously). I went to a female gyno once in college and it was a horrible experience - I've never had anyone be so judgmental of me. I'd probably stick to dudes just because of that experience.

I'm having a great idea for a TV show right now. Basically, women who receive threatening/abusive messages from a dude on dating sites submit the guy's profile to the show, who then lure the guy into a date with a fake profile. When the guy shows up for the date, rather than the way-out-of-his-league woman he was…

"Why are women so afraid to say "no" and instead lie to get out of a situation as quickly as possible?"

Er, did you see what happened when they actually said no?

I want to say this about mental illness, because I think this is important, at least to me.

Well, shit. I guess we should ban beer then, right?

People knew it was Winston when they noticed that nearby FSU campus police were looking the other way.