I think you're doing it wrong if you're using "beat within an inch of her life" as the standard for acceptable physicality in your interpersonal relationships.

The most ridiculous part in all of this is the fact that video evidence beyond seeing her out cold for nearly 2 minutes, then "out-on-her-feet" for awhile, was what was needed to precipitate the serious punishment. Given the NFL's broad and bullshit-laden knowledge of traumatic head injuries, they really should have…

You're being a little bit rough on Goodell. Non-profit management is a tough industry, with long hours and little pay. People go into it because of an instinct for public service, not some inflated ego or sense of self-aggrandizement.

That loud sound you hear isn't the sound of applause for this move , it's the sound of the Ravens' collective hamstrings snapping from all that backpedaling.

uh i need that big top dress yesterday

MEWANTS! I'm so sick of getting leered at/chatted up by cab drivers! I've become really rude, keep my sunglasses on, listen to music and sit behind the driver in order to not be bothered. I'm not saying they're all like that but it's just happened way, way too often.

That shit doesn't actually taste like apples, you fraud-enabling bastard.

Similarly to the NFL, it looks like he only gave 5% of his hair to the cause.

He focused on particularly vulnerable and marginalized members of society, allegedly targeting poor black women

I had to deal with some of these fuckers when they came to my campus on Wednesday, showing off pictures of dead fetuses. They screamed at me, and came uncomfortably close. They also told me my parent's interracial and interfaith marriage was going to go to hell. And that I dishonored them for being gay. So I made a…

Don't. S&M fetishes DO NOT mean you wanted your abuse or consented to it or "secretly enjoyed it" or whatever. It is entirely possible to consensually enjoy the type of sex you like and dislike rape.

I had an enduring crush throughout childhood and adolescence. The object of my crush? My super handsome Hapa cousin. My first cousin. I learned that in CA it was legal to marry a cousin, so I told myself it wasn't too weird.

Happy trails. Man sweat. Speaking in a foreign language. Juggling a soccer ball. Driving safely. Knowing how to start a fire. A well placed curse word. The band of a guy's boxers sticking out slightly from the waistline of his jeans. Shirt sleeves rolled up to the forearms. Assuming I want queso and ordering it…

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Yet, nothing is done about sexual assault, short of blaming the "attacker," a guy who was likely as drunk as his "victim." [...] If drunk women who have sex are able to claim "rape," why aren't drunk men alleviated of responsibility for the poor decisions they make?

I also do not take part.

My best friend is a 5'3" tiny woman, and she runs all the time. Once she was alone and a dude on his bike smacked her ass. So she shoved him off his bike and yelled, "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT WEARING A HELMET, ASSHOLE!!!" and then ran off.

Man, the Seahawks are going to be [sic] this year!

The worst asshole move is the person in the seat behind who grabs the chair in front in order to hoist his or her disgusting body out of his or her seat, thereby shaking the shit out of the person a row forward. Turn slightly and use your own fucking chair to get up, ya asshole! So many face-punching fantasies from…

It's my personal opinion that if you're un-lucky enough to get a middle seat, you get both armrests. Aisle seat gets one. Window seat gets one, because those seats are more desirable. This makes a win-win for everyone.