Sensitive subject: How do I explain to my counter person that, rather than coke or sprite, I would like my Big Mac combo to come with a large soda's worth of secret sauce?

Lacky: "Welker popped Molly"

Aww, I loved "Give It To You." It was ridiculous and fun. In the video he's all like "Ok, kids, I'm 30-years-old and I'm hanging out with you teenagers at a carnival for some reason. But right now I'm gonna whip off my leather jacket and show you some super fresh dance moves in my turtleneck and cargo khakis."

A quote from The Mirren might help them? Or maybe not.

Of course Wrecking Ball isn't about Liam, that would imply that she had something to do with it being written.

I will post this on every article about domestic violence from here until the end of time. If you are experiencing abuse, it is not your fault. If someone you care about is being abused, you cannot fix it for them, but you can be a support and decrease the isolation they are experiencing. From loveisrespect.org:

I hate you.

This isn't insane, but still one of my fondest travel memories.

I was visiting Rome and taking a bus with some friends when we started talking to a nun who couldn't have been older than 25. She was from Seattle, and had just gotten to Rome a few months before, so she was still acclimating, but knew her shit. We get to a stop, and a man snatches her backpack and tries to run off of…

By the time I was 6, I had two little sisters. We went on our first family vacation that year, and (now that I know what kind of hell it is to share a hotel room with children) my parents weren't exactly relaxing. By the end of the trip, their plan was to load up the car while we were all still asleep (when you're…

I once accidentally dived with a Great White off the coast of Indonesia (no cage, obviously. We were looking for manta rays. Which we also saw, but they were rather overshadowed). Apparently it was the first recorded sighting of one in the region. Our guide was very excited.

This is actually Mr. BallofStess' insane travel story, but its so good I have to share! When he was 16, his family went to Greece for a summer vacation. One afternoon, on the island of Crete, he, his mom, and his dad rented a car and drove to a local beach for the day. As it got to be dinner time, they packed up and…

What a coincidence, I have also tried valiantly to pursue what is in Idris Elba's trousers.

That's how my mom uses them. "Emma, you'll never believe it. I just heard the most interesting study on NPR about how 64 percent of girls your age have graduated from law school and are starting families with a nice Jewish boy."

instead of talking about how fucked up this is in so many ways, or about the prevalence of plastic surgery in sk, i will talk about something more important, like how my new life goal is to have this sentence be written again, sometime in the future, about me:

Yeah but it's like, you know how Catholics believe the water—>wine thing? And how that would be amazing? Fried rice is starting with some water-ass white rice and elevating it to a new and wonderful level. I'm so fucking hungry right now. I'm sorry.

Natalie Dormer is so god damn gorgeous. Stop being so attractive when I'm trying to not care about the Hunger Games!

it's probably got something to do with this being a feminist website. You know, about women for women. A place where we discuss things that are effecting women.

That little dog just trust-leaped his way into my heart. The owner just trust-caught his way into my pants.

You're totally right; the way in which he has turned down most of his sponsorship opportunities, canceled the reality documentary after negative feedback, performed well in the preseason, and given one interview since being drafted by the Rams (in which he talked about how performing well in the preseason gave him…