Yeah I saw that hours ago. I'm not sure why on earth I would bother posting that in Tweet Beat. Doesn't seem like I need to promote Jezebel on Jezebel.

League looked at tape of entire practice and deemed Seahawks coaches were encouraging too much contact.

knowing when not to insult a toddler =/= celebrity child worship

Thanks for proving the author's point about the fans.

My favorite neg ever:

Him: Zelda!
Me (dressed as Link from Legend of Zelda): Link!
Him: Huh?
Me: I'm dressed as Link. Zelda is the princess.
Him: Whatever. I know way more about video games than you.
Me:…

I also love the Broncos and I am very saddened that I won't be buying any Broncos gear (well, officially licensed, anyway - I'm sure there's a joint down Federal where I can get me a good knock-off) because I really could use a new long-sleeved winter shirt so that I might unite in orange.

Oh, and BTW, a 4-game…

Go Broncos!! Have we all recovered from last season yet?

The vomit wasn't even the issue here. Gary Bettman just didn't want another clown to be so closely associated with the Stanley Cup.

I'm torn because I hate the way the NFL clearly doesn't give a shit. But then I still want to watch the Broncos because I love them and I'm a crazy person. I would like to have both please. They can suck a dick if they think I'm buying any more gear, though.

"So, your resume is quite impressive, but what qualifications specifically make you the chef we're looking for?"

Let me translate for you. "Ed Sheeran didn't like something I said/did [note: for totally b.s. reasons] and it made me feel bad. Terry Richardson gave me nothing but praise [note: because he's a predatory pervert] and it made me feel good!"

I sincerely doubt either stance has much to do with her beliefs about…

"When I first heard 'Wrecking Ball,' I thought it was a brilliant song. But the video distracts too much from it."

We love you, too! I may or may not be drunk at a chain restaurant right now.

Why Your League Sucks: The NFL

It was a fetish shoot for a friend who knew I was into S&M and wanted to show off her greyscale photo skills. I had a really pricy gag that locks with padlocks but has a hole in the ball part for comfort. It comes with attachments that stick in the hole - including a feather duster, ash tray, funnel, and yes toilet…

I imagine in a lot of families, there's also the effect where if a son does anything at all, he is applauded as being so generous and attentive. But no matter how much the daughter does, she gets nit-picked for not doing enough or not doing it exactly right.

Everyone's too busy sexting to actually meet up and have sex.

Look. If you're an American who doesn't think the police treating peaceful protests in Ferguson with the level of invading a hostile enemy city is over reacting, I just don't know what to say to you. Obviously, you're an idiot.

Oh god I hope not. Watching the flight path on the seat back screen is the ONLY thing that keeps the plane in the air when I travel, I'm sure of it.

"Gwyneth Paltrow took the ice bucket challenge..."