i mean, jason will never be able to do better than the goddess that is britney jean spears, so he might as well get weird with it and drop all the way down to kris jenner.

Golf is not a sport. It's a skill. Add a time element or defense and it might be a sport.

We Cumberbitches know what pride Ben takes in doing the motion capture. I cannot wait for the behind-the-scenes pics of him slinking around like a giant feline. Tumblr may very well break.

As an Arsenal fan I am not too chuffed. I mean of course I hate that a great player like Fabregas went to Chelsea, like any other great player going to a rival. But I don't think Arsenal should've spent the money on him. We have plenty of creative midfielders and there were other needs on the team.

The league, seemingly unable to understand how concerts work

I have a ground floor apartment in a major U.S. city, sooooooooooooo.... this gives me a full-on case of the "icks" and the "scareds" and the *sobs*

This could severely backfire.

I try to respond to as many comments as I can and for some reason or another, this comment was one I felt like responding to. Probably because it was so patently ridiculous. Sometimes (not all the time) I like to speak to the trolls. Sometimes it turns out that they're not trolls but people who just didn't understand…

I fantasize about faking my own death all the time. Mostly because I want to see how people react to my passing because of that part in Tom Sawyer. Also because I am incredibly immature

I don't. But, yes, she had some truly lovely people that she dated. There was the married tow truck driver, the computer nerd who would just stick his penis though the opening in his underwear to have sex and didn't have sheets on his bed, the game store owner who make a Highlander joke as he climaxed during a BJ, the…

The last quote bums me out. Gal pal, this is not your fault. This guy sucks & him faking a suicide is not a respectful, mature, or even NORMAL way to end a relationship. He did you a favor. Yeesh. What an assbag.

I will probably be too exhausted from all the sex!

Actually, my partner is so pleased with the fact that I am sensitive and secure enough to write for Jezebel on the daily (about only the most important topics and never weird sex trends and puppies) that all we do is have sex and eat lunchables. And then I get paid for this!

I wish Jezebel would stop objectifying him. Just because he's smart and talented and fantastically good-looking with piercing eyes and...Is it warm in here?

Oh I'm sorry. I forgot you casual racists require a burning cross for something to be deemed "real racism".

I don't have PMS, I have DMS (during menstrual syndrome) because it hurts like hell...kind of like having someone scrape out your innards with a dull spoon. Advil and alcohol help a little. But yeah, it makes me kind of crabby.

I have eaten rabbit many times, and because I am a crazy person, I also feed it to my cats. Bunnies are indeed adorable, but they are prey animals, and they provide ford for many a carnivore. As long as they are ethically raised, I have no moral issues with eating them. In many places, where rabbits are an invasive…

I have a lot of feelings about this whole War Machine thing but I will just summarize by saying that I hope from here on out the world is very unkind to him.

oh i have another one!