YOU CAN'T JUST END IT LIKE THAT. What did you do?! Did you call the police? Sell it? Chuck it in the woods? That's terrifying, I can't even imagine what I'd do...

Apropos of smuggling coke, last year I was visiting my parents at their cottage in Maine, flying into Boston. I got to the cottage and unpacked my suitcase and found a large rectangular package of white powder tucked between my sweaters. Just under a kilo. I nearly shit a brick.

i want on-body cams tbh :(

You have a really skewed concept of passive aggressive bullshit if you think that. He was checking on her, which was his responsibility as a driver who almost caused an accident, and he was recording it for the sake of possible liability issues. Nearly every insurance company and police tip sheet I have ever read…

"Unfortunate?" Oh honey. No, no, no, no.

My cynical self is wondering if MSM will label these videos/pictures/tweets/etc. as "unverifiable" like they did with all the citizen journalism coming out of the mideast and elsewhere.

You know the cops are way way way out of control when people from Gaza are tweeting advice to American citizens on how to protect themselves from tear gas and rubber bullets.

Headline: Tulo injured for the year

What? Dateline is the shit.

Whatever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paper boy, evening TV?

Um nail arts been around for a little long to claim it was lifted by whites from blacks.

I am feeling things in my pants area that I don't normally feel at my desk on a Wednesday after just eating a shit ton of Thai food.

I have never been so filled with a white hot burning RAGE on behalf of someone I've never met. Poor Zelda.

Call me unromantic but I don't get this recent trend of putting locks on bridges to express your love for someone. It just seems stupid. But thats just me.

And men wonder why we 'don't just stand up for ourselves'

Damn, I love a sexy bald man. I love all bald men, actually.

When I was a kid in 1997, roughly 11 years old, I was on vacation with my family, visiting relatives in North Carolina. We were walking around the UNC campus and stumbled upon the filming of a scene for a Robin Williams movie (which we soon learned was for the movie Patch Adams). We, like many other intrigued…

Except that it is her profession and she is not ashamed of it at all. Why should we instill that shame on her by saying "Oh we won't mention what you do for a living." If she were a doctor, lawyer, etc. would you say something like that? Do you recognize that telling people they should omit that is basically an…

Good for her. It's nice to see a teenage girl refuse to let boys get to home plate.

I remember one time when a girl threw me a curve. Boy, there was a lot of crying in that game.