I am feeling things in my pants area that I don't normally feel at my desk on a Wednesday after just eating a shit ton of Thai food.

I have never been so filled with a white hot burning RAGE on behalf of someone I've never met. Poor Zelda.

Call me unromantic but I don't get this recent trend of putting locks on bridges to express your love for someone. It just seems stupid. But thats just me.

And men wonder why we 'don't just stand up for ourselves'

Damn, I love a sexy bald man. I love all bald men, actually.

When I was a kid in 1997, roughly 11 years old, I was on vacation with my family, visiting relatives in North Carolina. We were walking around the UNC campus and stumbled upon the filming of a scene for a Robin Williams movie (which we soon learned was for the movie Patch Adams). We, like many other intrigued…

Except that it is her profession and she is not ashamed of it at all. Why should we instill that shame on her by saying "Oh we won't mention what you do for a living." If she were a doctor, lawyer, etc. would you say something like that? Do you recognize that telling people they should omit that is basically an…

STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW WE CANT NAME DROP NBA PLAYERS BECAUSE WE THE OFFICIAL TEAM BRAND AMBASSADOR

No, and fuck you. Jezebel should be able to post articles about whatever they damn well please without having to deal with rape gifs and gore porn and whatever the fuck else. Those are being used as a silencing tool, and your comment is no better.

That was a Gawker article, idiot.

Good for her. It's nice to see a teenage girl refuse to let boys get to home plate.

I remember one time when a girl threw me a curve. Boy, there was a lot of crying in that game.

I saw some asshole comment on Twitter that this girl shouldn't be allowed to play Little League because she'd be a distraction. As if there aren't a million other distractions to Little Leaguers, such as: 1, I can hear my mom yelling at me! 2, Hey that cloud looks like a wiener! 3, How many marbles can I fit in my…

You spelled "its" wrong. Twice.

OF COURSE YOU CAN'T CHANGE A FUCKING DIAPER IN THE MIDDLE OF A RESTAURANT.

As an Australian, your insects are legally classified as siege weapons.

I sold my car to make a downpayment on a house. I delivered the car, filled out forms and took a bus home. I had $8000.00 in cash on me. I have never sweated out a 20 minute bus ride like that. Every other passenger looked like Willie Sutton to me

Yes, it is terrifying, but also very beautiful.

We gather the news from a variety of sources and I do spend a lot of time on sites that produce viral content, I'm not going to hide that. Lots of stuff comes to/from Reddit even if it's not created there. This was a really interesting AMA.