6. If your [sic] only going to show up for food and alcohol and really have no interest other than that

Jason Stratham attends the unveiling of Madame Tussaud's "Action Stars of the 80s and 90s" exhibit.

WHERE IS MY BEHIND THE SCENES "CALIFORNIA DREAMS" TELL ALL!!??

That's funny, I was a kid once, and never once threw a shit fit over a god damn fruit pie. Probably because my parents actually disciplined me.

Except that's not entirely true. The money went towards removing asbestos, updating plumbing, etc. on a historic home that belongs to the taxpayers already.

I think Cheryl James would like a word with both these women..

Uh. In all seriousness, when did Jezebel "mock Chris Brown for being raped as a child"? I am pretty sure Jezebel was big on saying "no, Chris Brown didn't 'lose his virginity' at a ridiculously young age, he was raped." That's not mockery. Hating on Chris Brown for being abusive/not allowing a truly awful thing that…

I've had a big crush on Clive Owen ever since he starred in "Closer."

We need another Clive Owen appreciation post. Pics, plz.

I am going to try to expense a copy of this book and review it.

Is teaching something we're not allowed to make jokes about anymore? Jeez, my list is really starting to run out of space at the bottom.

You understand that this was a joke, right? It was hyperbole. I know this doesn't matter in the context of this post, but I also teach so I know that there's a lot more that goes into it.

For these dickheads:

Doxa plays this militant black person shtick on most of the gawker sites. Best to not engage.

PIZZA CAKE

"This time, I spray-painted it orange and called it 'Boehner in a box.'"

...we're very confident that this young man understands where he is and what he needs to do going forward.