I need to tell my wife, who sometimes throws my arm over her shoulder, that she’s wrong and should feel possessed.

You’re right. I saw her name and my mind refused to accept it, rejecting the evil...

But the year is 2015, and we are just now anticipating the launch of a woman-hosted late night show.

It’s called lighting.

So, what the fuck actually made Bad Blood ‘great’ if this threw all of it away?

Then it has accurately captured the essence of the source material!

LOL

“Finn, Rey, Poe Dameron. My name is Mace Windu. Have you heard of... the Jedi Initiative?”

Every Star Wars movie has a very distinct end. Big music swell, cut to stars and blue credits with the classic overture. This should be no different. Period.

welcome to the world of performance anxiety.

Still, for all its diversity gains, Extant isn’t perfect.

Are we at that point now where we are allowed to proclaim that Halle Berry is a terrible actress, and that her performance in Monster’s Ball was just a fluke?

I thought all the letters were supposed to be silent.

I should probably admit right now that I am fat myself. I’m barely 5′1″ and 135 pounds and wear a size 6 and a 34DD

I Have Some Serious Concerns About the Captain America: Civil War Movie

Or, I don’t know, making sure you put yourself back together after peeing and your dress isn’t sticking in the back of your underwear.

Or fix contacts, my usual bathroom mirror thing.

Cuz girls are always checking themselves in mirrors to make sure their hair and makeup is perfect, and never to make sure they don’t have a piece of food stuck in their teeth from lunch.

For real. The “go back to Univision” line referenced in the article would make a lot more sense if the context that he is a Univision anchor was added.