If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story.

Who was it who said something like getting a happy ending depends on where you end the story?

At this point, if the film sucks, I won’t be even slightly mad, because of the joy this entire promotional campaign is giving me.

Jabba in A New Hope narrowly beats out Han Shot First for me... not only does Han stepping on Jabba’s tail look fucking godawful, he’s a completely different (read: less menacing) Jabba than the one in ROTJ.

They are all probably a little annoying, but I think the only ones that are truly god awful are 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10.

No, no... Prometheus was the origin of the origin. The next one will be the real origin. For reals.

By your same logic we should call it Planet Penis.

“You won the lottery the first time you played? That must mean it is really likely and happens all the time.”

Wait, so the argument against something being one of these things is that if they found one in a narrow field of view, that there must be hundreds of thousands, and that’s not possible QED it could not possibly be the thing they say they found? I’m no astronomer, but that doesn’t seem like completely valid reasoning.…

Extra Crispy recipe, too. Yeesh.

Or this lovely moment:

You may want to note the first trilogy was made before PG-13 existed. I have a feeling Vader cutting off Luke’s hand would have pushed Empire to PG-13.

Other than enabling Gawker’s business model of monetizing dicking around with friends at work, how does Slack differ from any other chat program?

Other than - apparently - unreliability?

This is beyond fucking stupid. Gawker media is almost complete trash now

We get it, Gawker. You use Slack.

I thought briefly about Googling what Slack is, then didn’t.

What about that dreadful media studies professor?

No they’re saying that the police asking people to report “hurtful” language is really vague and an absurd threshold for investigating something.

I shop at REI and my interactions with sales people on the floor NEVER included a conversations about memberships. They only discuss them at check out, and I’ve never been pressured to get one. Also, my sister worked at an REI store for a little over a year and came away with a very positive experience as far as…

A sales job where your metric is sales? Shocking.