it’s screwing the pooch so hard that the ASPCA goes out of business

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Amy: Carol, you know who I am! I come in 3 days a week! We even take the same spin class for God’s sake! Just let me in.

Those eyes!

The fact that she’s still employed, considering an assault happened at her command and was documented, is appalling.

Zooey’s conversion to Judaism was a lot easier than Tom Arnold’s, I bet.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH ohhhh La Guitarra do you need the money that badly?

Were people exchanging naked pics though?

I’ve read elsewhere that the prosecutor has promised to use “common sense” with regards to charging people. So hopefully none.

Of course, the alternative is they could have avoided the word “desirable” altogether, which is a fully subjective and loaded term.

I’m going watch Sicario instead, finally.

Herein lies the key: fully and flagrantly objectify your wife. Imagine her as a faceless orifice, a sex doll to be used in your Christian ejaculatory efforts.

The Martian hired Asian actors, including Benedict Wong, in other roles, but mostly minor ones.

I have learned to have no stances on the kind of overly fraught minutia that is easy to dismiss as such from the outside but from the inside overwhelms you.

Yes another reason I (along with MANY others) will never shop from you guys

Even with fairly generous comparisons (the site assumes a daily coffee from the store costs $2, for example)

There’s also the option of mocking him for being a polygamist adulterer accused rapist. Which, eh, I’m ok with.

I know they’ve been pushing circumcision in Africa recently, but that’s just extreme.

I’m sure teens would feel bad for Cher, if they knew who she was.

In Return of the Jedi, she gets to be more feminine, more supportive, more affectionate. But let’s not forget that these movies are basically boys’ fantasies. So the other way they made her more female in this one was to have her take off her clothes.