Dude, Louisiana is the state that re-elected to the governor’s office the man who said this: “There’s no way they’ll (law enforcement) get me unless I’m caught in bed with a live boy or a dead girl.”

In Louisiana? Pretty damn good, actually.

Ugh, no. I honestly hope the bride does “confront” the bridesmaid, just so the BM can see what a shitty friend the bride is and drop her from her life.

YUP. This is a brand of idiocy that appeals to right-wing homeschoolers AND hippies.

I wish that were true. In this case I know a bunch of liberals that believe this nonsense, too. Because of toxins.

Have you never sucked the lifeforce out of a baby before?

Preach!

P. much. As long as I don’t sneeze because nostril tickles, IDGAF, had sex.

Lady here. I buzz mine off a couple of times per month with a Wahl clipper on the shortest guard. No ingrowns, takes seconds. No complaints.

I like it with a penis.

Where’s the “Doesn’t matter; had sex” option for preferences on partners’ pubes?

I am so tired of banal “horror” movies but I was surprised by how much I liked this movie. I really like suspenseful movies where I can’t guess where it is going. It’s hard to legitimately surprise me (or probably anyone else) during most scary/horror movies, but they did here. Well done.

You do realize bullets can go all the way through somebody right?

“Good morning and welcome.”

I’ve read the appeal cover to cover. Brady is of course a slick, dynamic protagonist, who’s resourceful and practical in a pinch, but I can’t help but think that he’s a little shallow. I mean, when I broke up with my girlfriend Sally this summer I didn’t throw my phone away or anything, I just deleted her contact.

“...tells a story about who he is that is both truer and more important than the one Twitter would like to read into one goddamn blog post and its cascading fallout. “

Quick, Gawker staff! Flood the comments so no one else’s “who gives a fuck” posts make it through.

Nick Denton should quit.

Will there be a Gawker flag for those that died for this flawed and immoral cause? Sort of like the Confederate flag for talentless hacks unable to get hired elsewere?

Gawker writers and editors chose the flattest of hills to die upon.