God bless. I was gonna post this.

Hey, remember that time you posted that kid from this band’s nude photo without his permission? Good times, good times!

Personally, I think Gawker belongs on the Dirt Bag this morning, after the David Geithner piece.

Mo’Nique was asked to comment, in light of Lee Daniels saying that she was “blackballed” in Hollywood. Cuz SHE just got an Emmy nod, but he didn’t.

No offense Lee Daniels, I love your show but Empire is to our generation, what Dynasty is to our parent’s. Sure you might have more sensical story lines and less wedding massacres but still, you’re a nighttime soap opera. Deal.

Nah, fuck you Lee Daniels.

GAL GADOT!

Other way around.

Canada also gave us Rush, Neil Young, Bryan Adams and Diana Krall, so stand the fuck up.

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Did Pitbull perform Bohemian Rhapsody in recent memory? There’s our answer.

...Are you being serious? Everyone knows his name. We’ve known his name for three years, you say “James Holmes” and people are like “oh yeah, the aurora theater shooter”.
I really hope you’re not being serious.

I think he’d be insulted. He usually aims for entirely insufferable. And that’s why I love him.

Ur just jelly because you missed the wagon to Flavor Town.

Anthony Bourdain is also kind of insufferable, too, though. He’s getting too old for his own shtick.

Zoe Kravitz is the person I just saw playing a girl struggling in the ghetto when I watched Dope, right? I don’t get it. By the way, watch Dope. It lives up to the name.

Isn’t it good enough to have the president say, “I would if I could”? I mean, the Medal doesn’t confer any special status on him, or give him 10% off at Red Lobster or anything. Once the President says out loud you don’t deserve it (and then pretty strongly condemns you immediately afterwards) it’s not like looking at…

No, that’s an absurd and lazy comparison and you know it. Obviously there was a mechanism for passing legislation.