Justin Bieber claims he finished high school “with a 4.0.”
Not a Burner 3 - Dream Warrior
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I thought our long national nightmare of having George Lopez inflicted on us was finally over.
Hey Diane, do you even like child molesters?
approval for boys didn’t come until 2009, and it wasn’t added to the list of vaccines for boys until 20011.”
thank you maddie for your quality reporting. i have sent you more insane details.
I wish I had twitter just so I could follow adultosaur. My life has no meaning.
of course fetal body parts are harvested and sold at planned parenthood
My BIL is always parading around in white shiny b-ball shorts. I’ve actually had to sit my sister down and have a talk with her about it. I mean if I wanted to see her husband’s junk I would have married him myself. It’s not like he didn’t propose to me. (JK.)
Sometimes. Irregularly. But I tend to agree with you because I can always look away and still make cash.
Oh. My friend thanks you.
Pretty sure my easily aroused, basketball short wearing boyfriend should buy these.
Asking for a friend, but what are the exact dimensions specified for small, medium, and large? For a friend.
I love the minions, but I do not understand those memes. Minions don’t lend themselves to memes - there’s no connection for me. The Minion meme is the first meme that really makes me feel like an old.
its just you
I clocked in on searching for six of those terms. Where’s my cookie?
“Threesomes are among the lamest, most awkward things you could ever do with your time. I totally get why this is a porn thing, because no rational person would ever do it in real life.”
Someone had a bad experience...
“It’s Daredevil, not Spiderman, because you’d have to be blind to want to suck your dick.”
I reacted in a way that wasn’t necessary...and wasn’t me.”
She’s 22..she’s learning...