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...Are you being serious? Everyone knows his name. We’ve known his name for three years, you say “James Holmes” and people are like “oh yeah, the aurora theater shooter”.
I really hope you’re not being serious.

I think he’d be insulted. He usually aims for entirely insufferable. And that’s why I love him.

Ur just jelly because you missed the wagon to Flavor Town.

Anthony Bourdain is also kind of insufferable, too, though. He’s getting too old for his own shtick.

Zoe Kravitz is the person I just saw playing a girl struggling in the ghetto when I watched Dope, right? I don’t get it. By the way, watch Dope. It lives up to the name.

Isn’t it good enough to have the president say, “I would if I could”? I mean, the Medal doesn’t confer any special status on him, or give him 10% off at Red Lobster or anything. Once the President says out loud you don’t deserve it (and then pretty strongly condemns you immediately afterwards) it’s not like looking at

No, that’s an absurd and lazy comparison and you know it. Obviously there was a mechanism for passing legislation.

Justin Bieber claims he finished high school “with a 4.0.”

I thought our long national nightmare of having George Lopez inflicted on us was finally over.

Hey Diane, do you even like child molesters?

approval for boys didn’t come until 2009, and it wasn’t added to the list of vaccines for boys until 20011.”

thank you maddie for your quality reporting. i have sent you more insane details.

I wish I had twitter just so I could follow adultosaur. My life has no meaning.

of course fetal body parts are harvested and sold at planned parenthood

My BIL is always parading around in white shiny b-ball shorts. I’ve actually had to sit my sister down and have a talk with her about it. I mean if I wanted to see her husband’s junk I would have married him myself. It’s not like he didn’t propose to me. (JK.)

Sometimes. Irregularly. But I tend to agree with you because I can always look away and still make cash.

Oh. My friend thanks you.

Pretty sure my easily aroused, basketball short wearing boyfriend should buy these.