I love the minions, but I do not understand those memes. Minions don’t lend themselves to memes - there’s no connection for me. The Minion meme is the first meme that really makes me feel like an old.

its just you

I clocked in on searching for six of those terms. Where’s my cookie?

“Threesomes are among the lamest, most awkward things you could ever do with your time. I totally get why this is a porn thing, because no rational person would ever do it in real life.”

Someone had a bad experience...

“It’s Daredevil, not Spiderman, because you’d have to be blind to want to suck your dick.”

I reacted in a way that wasn’t necessary...and wasn’t me.”

She’s 22..she’s learning...

okay, so this ariana grande thing. i just don’t get it. like at all. WHY DID SHE LICK THE FOOD? Like why would anyone do that? Is that a normal human thing to do, even a normal spoiled human thing to do???

I’m a family law attorney, and my office has been up in arms about this all week.

No, it’s not “dripping” with sarcasm. If there is any sarcasm — and I personally don’t see it — it’s so slight as to be invisible to a bunch of us.

Babies put things in their mouth that they aren’t always supposed to. Ariana is probably just teething!

I don’t get it.

hey its just a gossip, and lets leave it this, yes i know you want him

I mean, on a serious note, Michael Douglas is totally right about the training aspect of things. There are almost no British actors who are successfully working now who did not go to training school for acting. And as a result, I would agree that a lot of them have more range and more tools to draw on.

Westfeldt and Hamm have been together for 16 years and she’s 45 - the baby thing would have come up before now. If they aren’t together anymore, I doubt that is the reason. The whole rehab thing is much more likely.

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn’t?

They had a ban on dancing. A ban on dancing. American Taliban.

it’s actually the 6th level of hell, televised

Latte’ Runner.

Organizing Fellow = Rope Holder