Justin Bieber claims he finished high school “with a 4.0.”

I thought our long national nightmare of having George Lopez inflicted on us was finally over.

Hey Diane, do you even like child molesters?

approval for boys didn’t come until 2009, and it wasn’t added to the list of vaccines for boys until 20011.”

thank you maddie for your quality reporting. i have sent you more insane details.

I wish I had twitter just so I could follow adultosaur. My life has no meaning.

of course fetal body parts are harvested and sold at planned parenthood

It makes sense that the people who feel the need to get a better understanding of what humor is are the same people who think New Yorker cartoons count as humorous.

The lack of self reflection and capacity to be embarrassed.

I'm going as far to the left as I can

Whoa... that voice is real weird to hear coming out of Thing.

[int., Baxter Bldg.]

Yep.

Aren’t the rumors he’s referring to from an interview that HE gave? Or am I remember that wrong?

In ALL CAPS.

Victor Von Doom is who we hope he will be.

I’m sorry Guillermo but no. I would prefer NOT to shit my pants everytime your version of Salacious Crumb popped up on screen.

My BIL is always parading around in white shiny b-ball shorts. I’ve actually had to sit my sister down and have a talk with her about it. I mean if I wanted to see her husband’s junk I would have married him myself. It’s not like he didn’t propose to me. (JK.)

Sometimes. Irregularly. But I tend to agree with you because I can always look away and still make cash.

Pretty sure my easily aroused, basketball short wearing boyfriend should buy these.