You’re a pain in the ass.

But then we're getting into the whole "This is how you're supposed to mourn," conversation. Grief is a totally unique experience, and while most people wouldn't go that route (googling a eulogy), I could see why someone would want to have a little help in writing something.

Well, the cast has spoiled SNL for the past 15 years, so there is that.

Hulk lost to his own guilt about leveling the city. Then Hulkbuster sucker punched him.

Maybe hot chocolate lady was allergic to beige?

Yea it wasn’t the greatest, and Brian bendis killing off Monica chang was a waste. JJJ trying to kill Osborne though was pretty badass till he got his head got fried off.

I suspect this piece of shit is the first person to bring up the First Amendment when it comes to corporations’ right to free speech via political donations or religious groups’ right to protest outside abortion clinics.

The sterilization was just the end step in the program starting in her childhood that created her to be an assassin, so yes, her monsterness was pretty much forced on her. It wasn’t “Oh I can’t have kids, I’m gonna go murder some folks”, it was a coldly deliberate step to ensure she had nothing in her life other than…

Floyd Mayweather is a lot of terrible things, and because of that, he will never get respect for being a master boxer. This post, whatever it is, is proof of that, as now we have people who clearly know very little about boxing are now determining what makes someone a coward in the ring. He fights…

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Like half of these people were at the Kentucky Derby this morning. That is a long, hard day of drinking.

It’s good to see so many of those in attendance smash-faced, out of respect for all the women Floyd kicked the shit out of.

Alt title: Shifty Scott Walker Doesn’t Know Who To Pander To In Order To Get Votes For His Party These Days.

It kind of hurts my heart that Cap and Agent Carter never got to hook up.

The Shocking and Sexy Sex Secrets of Two Secretive People: Kelly Preston and John Travolta

I’m terrible with the metric system; how many inches is 21 grams?

Oh, I’m sure it’s happened in there before. We just didn’t hear about it.

I’m glad to hear there’s finally some same-sex oral going on in the place.

I’d be more sympathetic to her if she didn’t work with kids. They deserve better, and the daycare was right to fire her.